The wonderful Vice prepared a list of the best "recipes" to make your own "sex toy" in the comforts of home and we went beyond. That's right! If you are smoother than peel cucumber lubricated, and your family does not own a fri shop, the way is desencanar: focuses on cucumber that I just quoted, lubricate your mind and ... PEGA FOOOOOOOOGO, CABARÉÉÉ!
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WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS HIGH DOSES OF GOOD HUMOR, CAUTION BEFORE LEAVING Tucking ANYTHING ANYWHERE AND HAVE TO RUN PRO HOSPITAL.
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1. SAIL Piroca
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The idea is simple, but the work is manual: peel a thick candle with a knife until you reach the ideal shape of a penis (and this "ideal" varies from person to person). Model you like, cover everything with condom and put enough lubricant. Noted that the fit is not perfect, stop and re-modeling to arrive at the functional wax statue with which you have had contact in life.
Chupa, Madame Tussauds.
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2. STRAP-CARALHA VEGETABLE
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This is complex: you will need a cucumber, a strap-elastic (that holds well at the waist), another elastic strip, a jamb, one curtain ring (3.8 cm diameter) and a push button (used to arrest).
First, cut a hole in the ring size in the jamb and secure the someone in this hole, sew it tight and the fabric. Then sew the elastic shoulder-strap to hold.
Now, sew the bottom of the jamb to the rubber band and fasten this strip on the belt-elastic behind, the part where will his back, with push button. The purpose of this strip is to connect firmly the jamb, which will be forward until the back of your body.
Now, wear the strap, attach the cucumber ring, paste, put on a condom and enough lubricant boat. Just not worth staying in a vegetative state after.
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3. BRACE-CARALHA ANIMAL
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Vice says that rolls do exactly the same to the above, but with a salami. Courage! It salami, you believe ?!
4. THE BALL OF PLEASURE MASSAGE
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Fill a balloon with warm water and cover the surface with lubricant. Sit, support the bladder on top of the clitoris and make friction. I'll leave you alone for a while, but then tell me what you think, okay?
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5. CONDOM FOR sulfuric
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First of all, fill a condom to its limits, like a balloon. Press your finger into the ends of the condom (node and tip) until they meet. Hence, grab the knot inside as tweezers made with your fingers and tie with string out. Like this:
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lubricant pass the artificial fiofó and voila ... you have a snuggly hole. The step more detailed step we took this post.
6. TCHACA IN BUTCHACA
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The photo is didactic and self-illustrative. All you need is two bushings, a cup, a condom or latex glove and lubricant. Only for those who are in the frisson ... It is also a historical SOS Singles.
7. Boo Boo BIKE
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This is for those people who have a dildo at home and are a little queasy in the traditional way to use it. For grab your bike and now start a dating three to rekindle the relationship. Glue and cellophane tape can help in this endeavor. No one is here making judgment, okay?
8. Piroca-ATARI
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The idea is to control your old Atari turn a vibrator, but the gig giving to do it, just perverted geeks will be patient. The step-by-step, in English, is this tutorial.
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9. DOTE POT OF Batatinha
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You will need a pot of potato as the picture above, a sealing ring, a condom and foam rubber.
First, place the seal ring inside the strait-Venus. Then, lay it on the foam rubber and make a cut at the height of the base of the same condom.
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Wrap the foam with a condom on and stick in the pot, with the base open up. Then just roll up the hole out of the pot and play lubricant.
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10. DILDO MAKER
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If at the end of all this you were not satisfied with all this picaretagem but still want to make your own toy, we recommend Dildo Maker. This accessory acts as a pointer-doer-of-dick. Anything placed inside it becomes a dildo when the handle is pulled. It's not witchcraft, it is technology!
* Always use a condom and take it easy! We do not want anyone in the hospital for carrot stuck account. Avoid sharp objects such as cans and the like.
- AND THEN, YOU ARE SOME SUGGESTION Safadinha FOR "DO IT YOURSELF"? COMMENT!
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